* i lost my teddy bear can i sleep wit chu?*
Could u plz turn around so we could talk about u b-hind your back Thanx
(R)North 2 South East 2 West, evry1 know's tht i'm tha best(R)
(F) Landury is the only thing that should be separated by colour (F)
(¨.I May not Get 2 see U as often As I Would Like, I May not Get 2 Hold U all through The night, But deep inside my heart, I Kno That This Is True, No Matter What I do, I Will alwayz Luv u.´¨)
(K)Im part French I eat French toast and French Kiss(K)
virginity is like a balloon 1 PRICK and it's gone
im hot ur fine, ill be 6 u be 9, ill call u sweety u call me hunny, u be playboy n ill be bunny
u can be my hot boy, ill be ur hunny, u can be my sex toy ill be ur playboy bunny
Don't Follow My Footsteps, I Run Into Walls
:s I.UsEd.To.ThInK.I.wAs.UnDeCisIvE.BuT.nOw.I'M.nOt.So.Sure :S
Happy happy, Joy joy, Ima kinky sex toy, beat me, bite me, make me bleed, kinky sex is all i need.
The spaces between our fingers were made so another persons fingers could fill them
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Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!
(L) Sexy B!atch (L)
(A)Angel Face(A)
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:) Sugar n Spice :)
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· *·.·:·.·*from angels wings to falling stars, God makes everything but unbreakable hearts*·.·:·.·*
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The Villiage called Theyre missing an idiot
---> LoOk..I kNo YoU FiNk iM hOt..i KnO yOu FInK iM fInE, BuT LiKe EvErY oThEr GuY..tAkE A NuMber aNd wAiT iN LiNE! <---
«´¨`·.¸¸.WeN sCiEnTiStS DO dIsCoVeR dA CeNteR Of D@ ÜnI vErSe..DoN'T bE dIsSaPoNinTeD DaT iT'S NoT YOU!!.¸¸.·´¨`»
** Its hard to stop loving someone when your heart still does..**
<<--{ WëN Ï WäLk ArÖüNd GüY'S StAïR Ïn mY DïrEcTïÖn..Ï DöN'T
ßl@mE ThEm..Ï'm PüRë PëRfEcTiÖn! }-->>
>> RoSeS ArE rEd, vIoLeTs ArE fUNky, Im ThInKinG oF yOu..aNd SpAnKiNg My MoNkEy! <<
:)rOsEs ArE ReD, ViLoEtS aRe cOrnY, Im ThInKInG oF yOu, aNd gEtTiNg KiNdA HORnY! :)
(L) RoSeS ArE rEd, lOvE iS TrUE, yOu PrObAbY DoN't KnOw iT, BuT i LOVE YOÜ! (L)
*** lIfE'S ToO ShOrT tO d8 UgLy PRICKS! bUt I'Ve
M@dE Da
mIsT@Ke B4!***
«´¨`·.¸¸.LoVe Is TruE, lOvE iS gOlDeN, LoVe Is MAdE iN dA bAcK oF a hOlDeN!!!.¸¸.·´¨`»
-×X×- (*)Ït's ßêttè® Tø Régrèt Thë ThiñGs ¥0ü Ðô... ThaÑ Thê ThïñG$ ÿõù ÐóN't d0(*) -×X×-
Jâ©K ãNd jîLL wEnT ûþ tH hîll tõ
H@vE å lîTTLê fûN...jîLL tHé dîll fôRgOT hEr þîLL @Nd nÔw tHéY háVE A §ON
¤(6)¤~Dðñ't §trèss Mê, Ù Çàñ't Ìmprêss Më(k) Î áiñ't à Tëàsè(%)Î'm Jù§t À Rèmiñdèr Òf Whåt Ü Çáñ't Plëâsê~¤(6)¤
Mirror's don't talk....-n- lucky for you, they don't laugh either
*×*FoR aLL YoU pEOpLe ThAt TaLk AbOuT mE... i GoT oNe WoRd FoR yOu...J*e*A*l*O*u*S*y*×*
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.(COUGH)OH SORRY I AM JUST REALLY ELERGIC TO CHEAP PERFUME!!!!
- «·´¨*·.¸¸.° (ur name) °.¸¸.·*¨`·» -
Are u 2 gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...
-So you're the bitch, that told the bitch, that I'm a bitch, well listen bitch, it takes a bitch, to know a bitch, to call a bitch, a bitch, BITCH
guys have feelings too but like...who cares?
Boys who act like dicks are only making up for what they dont have
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
>> ItS LiKe HELLO!!! iF i WaNtEd 2 HeLp YoU WiTh YoUr PrObLeMs i wOuLd Be a PsYcHiAtRiSt! <<
I tried to see things from your point of view, but i couldn't shove my head that far up my ass
[...NO 1 CAN TELL ME WHAT 2 DO, ITS 'MY' LIFE & I'LL LIVE IT THE WAY I WANT 2...]
*.·*So Yer The Bitch That Told The Bitch That Ima Bitch! Well Listen Bitch.. It TakeS A Bitch To Know A Bitch, Bitch!.
.·*Ima Bitch N I Got Class.. Mess Wit Me N I'll Kick Yor Ass! So For All You Hoes That Think Yor Cool.. I'll Kick Yer Ass Cuz Bitches Rule!*·.
There Is No "I" In Slut.. But There's A "U"!*·.
GirL Of The Year.. GirL Of The Season.. Your Man Left Ya N I'm The Reason!*·.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway
be yourself....it makes me look better
Your so stupid you Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
What cruel person put an "s" in "lisp"?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
»Good girls don't lie,
ßad girls don't cry,
Ðumb girls need "air",
Naughty girls need underware,
§weet girls aren't mean,
Funny girls make a scene,
erfect girls have all the class,
Mean girls will kick your a**,
§mart girls will excel,
Gossip girls will tell,
opular girls get all the boys,
£ittle girls play with toys,
Ñormal girls are nothing new,
$o which one applies to you?«
If life hands u lemons..Throw them at life's head and yell...I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!!!!!!~~*~
°*TRUE FRIENDZ DON*T STAB YOU AT ALL*°°
Don't cry over someone who won't cry over you
Your jealousy iz mah energy...ever wonder why I'm so hyper?! °
!~¤°(*)*°~°(S)GðÐ måÐé Çøkê,GôÐ mãÐë Þèþ§ï ,GðÐ måÐé Mè §ð Fù¢kïñ §ëx¥(S)~*°(*)°¤~!
caution:i'm having a blonde moment,please talk slowly and say small words!°
why is it that every time i see you you see right through me?
you tlking to me??? huh huh??? you tlking to me?!?! well im not tlking to you!
loving someone is lovin someone ....being in love with someone is a hole differant world
they say if you drink you should not drive but really when you are drucnk how the hell are you to remember your not suposed to drive if you cant even remember your name?
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iM NoT A TeAse jUsT A ReMiNdEr oF WhAt YoU CaNt HaVe!!! NiCe GiRLs ALwAyS FiNiSh LaSt So SoMeTiMeS It'S BeTtEr 2 Be BaD
**Ashes 2 ashes, Dust 2 dust, Life is short so Party we must**
therez a grl in my mirror~cryin 2nite
& therez nuttin i can tell her
2 make her feel alrite
°I wAnNa TeLL yOu wHaT I'M fEeLiNg, bUt I dOn'T kNoW wHeRe To sTaRt. I wAnNa TeLL yOu bUt I'm aFrAiD u'LL bReAk mY HeArT
«´¨`· .¸¸At least be there to wipe my tears if you're going to make me cry..·´¨`»
¤IM NOT A BAD GURL... JUST A GOOD GURL THAT DOES BAD THINGZ!¤
*~*The walls may crumble, the pictures may fade, but we'll never forget the friends we've made*~*
<3 I don't want a guy whow ill give me the world, I want one who will share it with me<3
I Know you think you broke my heart, but i knew ur game right from the start, i saw your game, i can play it too, stupid playa, the jokes on u!!*~*
<3Ask my how many times my heart has been broken and i will tell you to look at the sky and count the stars<3
*~*GuYs ArE LiKe StArS, tHeRe ArE mIlLiOnS oF tHeM, bUt OnLy OnE CaN mAkE YoUr dREaMs cOmE TrUe*~*
*·¨:»GiV Me A HuG«:¨·*
*·¨:»GiV Me Da WoRLd«:¨·*
*·¨:»GiV Me Ur HArT«:¨·*
*·¨:»N iL B Ur GuRL«:¨·*
*·¨:»GiV Me Ur SmiLe«:¨·*
*·¨:»GiV Me Ur TiMe«:¨·*
*·¨:»GiV Me Ur LuV«:¨·*
*·¨:»N iL GiV U MiNe«:¨·*
*~*I'm Not Supposed To Luv You, I'm not Supposed To Care,I'm Not Supposed To Live My Life,Wishing You Were There,Im Not Supposed To Wonder,Where You Are & What You Do,I'm Sorry I Cant Help Myself..im in love with you*~*
*~*He BrOkE mY HeArT, He ShAtTeReD It LiKe GlAsS, So WhEn He CoMeS CrAwLiNg BaCk, I'Ll Say "HoNeY KiSs My @Ss!!"*~*
(¨`·.·* i MaY nOt GeT 2 sEe U aS oFtEn As i WoULd LiKe,i MaY nOt GeT 2 HoLd U aLL tHrOuGh ThE nIgHt,BuT dEeP iNsIdE mY hEaRt,i KnOw ThAt ThIs Is TrUe,No MaTtEr WhAt I dO,i WiLL aLwAyZ LuV u *·.·´¨)
-:¦:-I don't worship the devil, the devil worships me-:¦:-
*¤*I'm not spoiled... everyone just gives me wut i want!
Have you ever hated somebody so much that you wish they would just leave and never come back... but yet, loved them so much, you knew you'd die if they did?
Me & My GurLz Be Runnin' The Show...So Ladiez HoLd On 2 Ya Men...
Cuz They Be Sweatin' Us Like WhoA
i'M nOt a TeaSe...iM JuST a ReMiNDeR oF WuT u CaNT HaV
*Why do good girls lik bad guys no-ing bad guys tell mad lies*
-:-Live that you can look any man in the eye and tell him to go to HELL-:-
*WeN u thiNk u'Ve foUnD tHe PeRfEcT GuY,sToP & tHiNk Y hE iSnT TakeN*
*LuVeD u YeStErDaY*
*LuV u StiLL*
*ALwAyZ hAvE*
*ALwAyZ WiLL*
*A bEsT fRiEnD iS a SiStEr DeStiNy fOrGoT tO GiVe u*
¤Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high, so if in life you don't succeed, just fuck it all and smoke some weed
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get sum majawanna. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, unzipped her dress and then they had some fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
I love life n life loves me im as happy as can b no one happier exists... excuse me while i slit my wrists
Know what im thinking? No? neither do i. Frightening isnt it?
No ones a virgin, life screws us all.
~*~ We are the people our parents warned us about ~*~
~*~ Save Santa the trip. Be naughty ~*~
i dont have a big ego,i just know i kick @ss~
Why do we have to go to bed when we're awake, and get up when we're asleep?
§ex is gøød
§ex is fine
Døggy style ør 69
Just før fun
Or getting paid
Everyøne £øves getting laid
§ø if u want me in the sack
£ick ya lips
And hit me back
People say I am crazy...i am just livin'
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over
Real eyes, Realize, Real Lies
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for whom I'm not.
I only look sweet & innocent!
***Im not wrong! Ive just found 10,000 ways that dont work***
***Tough times never last. Tough people do***
***Practice makes perfect, but nobodys perfect so why practice***
"Nobody's perfect therefore I must be a nobody"
Regret is insight that came a moment to late...
What I want is what I've not got. But what I need is all around me.
Two's company, three is a crowd, what do four and five make????
I may not always be rightbut Im NEVER wrong!¡!
When scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you"
"its better to let someone think your an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it"
Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas!!
* Good girls go to heaven...what do you know I wasn't invited.
* I'm not a bitch I just don't like you.
IM NOT A SLUT...I'M JUST POPULAR!!
I'm so great, I'm Jealous of myself!
Yes, clearly I AM the center of the universe.
know I'm not the Queen of the World, but you and I both know I should be.
Let's play Titanic, you say ICEBURG! I'll go down...(
"If you dont fuck it, then suck it"
"Guys are motherfuckers and girls are just bitches"
"Im special, your not, get over it"
"Playa by day, yours by night"
"See no evil, hear no evil, get in bed with you, Im all evil"
"Do me like you should, fuck me good, suck me good"
*"So many men, so little time."
*I smile because I have no idea whats going on!
*a day without light is like...um...well...night!
*I dont worship the devil the devil worships me.
*Why be difficult when you can be impossible?
*Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself!
*Im sorry do I look like I was listening?
*My door is always open so feel free to leave.
***A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot***
No one has everything, but everyone has something.
There is no perfect life, there's just your life.
Warning: i have an attitude and i know how to use it
Born to tease, but taught to please
*Its hard being a princess but GOD its fun!
*Coffee, chocolate and men, some things are just better RICH!
*Warning: this BITCH bites!
*I can be nice, sweet and even innocent, but I choose not to be!
*Im an angel, honestly, the horns just hold the halo up!
*How can I miss you if you wont go away?
*Excuse me but do you mind getting OUT of my life?!
*If all else fails... WASH YOUR HAIR!
*The best cure for a broken heart is FLIRTING!
*Boyfriends are like tampons, they need to be kept on a strong secure string!
*Love is a sensation caused by temptation * a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation * do u understand my explanation or do u need a demonstration??*
TiMe Is NeVeR wAsTeD wHeN yOu'Re WaStEd AlL tHe TiMe
When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and
your best friend will be there.
I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care,I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, I'm sorry I just can't help myself, i can't be friends with you.
I don't care what you think of me because it can't be half as bad as what I think of you!
Britney Spears is like Barbie---fake and plastic!
I'm a genie in a bottle and you're a tramp in a lamp!
Mirrors don't talk & lucky for you they don't laugh either!
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because your boyfriend thinks so!
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
I have a dilemma- Heaven won't take me, and Hells afraid I'll take over!
I'm not inconsiderate- I honestly don't give a shit!
I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to Heaven.
Hate me cuz you hate me, don't hate me cuz you ain't me!
Girls don't lie, they alter the truth to fit their mood.
honk if you love britney spears!!!!!...then drive your car into a tree
No officer there is no blood in my alcohol system
i am me, live with it, deal with it, OR I DONT GIVA FUCK!.~
***U see that wall right there?? Touch me and ur head wont just b touchin dat itll b straight through***
TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT ME, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR ATTENTION!!!!!!!
always remember your unique, just like everybody else
i have an open mind its just closed for repairs
laugh and the world laughs with u cry and the world laughs louder
i always win except when i lose but then it doesnt count
i do say no to drugs, they just dont listen
if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?
i couldnt repair your brakes so i made the horn louder
you can only be young once but you can be immature forever
sanity calms but madness is more interesting
its only fun if u can get in troub
i used up all my sick days, today im calling in dead
i try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once
when i was born i was so surprised i didnt talk for a year and a half
tell your little voices to shut up! i cant hear mine
happiness: an aggreeable sensation arrising from contemplating the missery of another
if it werent for the last minute nothing would ever get done
if you love something est it free, if it doesnt come back hunt it down and kill it
my door say, go ahead and knock im already disturbed
two wrongs dont make a right but three lefts do
it is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission
we live in an age where pizza gets to our homes faster than the police
never put of till tommorow what you can avoid altogether
if money is the to all evil why do chuches want it so bad?
when i realized i was god? well i was praying and i suddenly realized i was talking to myself
the only problem with mornings is that they come so early in the day
i didnt say it was your falut i said i was going to blame it on you
a dyslexsic agnostic insomniac- one who lays awake at nite wondering if there really is a dog
when we talk to god its called aprayer, when god talks bad its called schizophrenia
love thine enemies, it really pisses them off
trust in god but lock your car
in the beggining there was nothing, then god said let there be light and there was still nothing but you could see it
maybe this world is another planets hell
i dought therfor i might be
why are u here and what can i do to change that?
honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense
join the army meet interesting ppl, kill them
ill live forever or die trying
if u cant say anyhting nice, come sit by us
some mistake are too much fun to only make once
a little greed can get u lots of stuff
the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
oh lord give me patience.... NOW
it at first you dont succeed failure may be your style
depression is merly anger without enthusiasm
never say oops always say "ahhh interesting"
this life is just a test. if it had been real you would have received more instructions of where to go and what to do
proof read carefully to see if you any words out
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose"
.:*if a hug represented how much i love u, id hold u in my arms forever*:.
~i dont wish 2 b everything 2 every1 but i wud like 2 b something to som1~
To become the person you want to be you should start by telling the people you love that they mean everything to u, then tell the ones you hate to fuck off
