Are you windex because i can see myself in your pants
I like your shoes wanna fuck
Do u wanna come over later and play carpenter... first well get hammered and then ill nail ya
You wanna play house u can be the screen door and ill slam u all nite long
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk...My zipper
Are those space pants your wearin.. because your ass is out of this world
Do u have room for an extra tounge in your mouth
Can I take a picture...it will last longer?
You have everything my p e n i s has been looking for.
"ive lost my number can i have urs?"
"ur lips look like they taste good, may i try them?"
The word of the day is legs Lets go to my place and spread the word
I'm new in town. Can i have directions to your heart?
Screw me if I'm wrong but you want to kiss me don't you?
Those clothes you are wearing would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning..
Shall I call you or nudge you for breakfast tomorrow?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all
day.
Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No,
huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?
That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
