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SpongeBob Theme Song
Pirate: Are you ready, kids?
Kids: Aye, aye captain!
Pirate: I can't hear you!
Kids: Aye, aye captain!
Pirate: Ohh.... who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Pirate: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Pirate: If nautical nonsense is something you wish,
KIDS: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Pirate: Then drop on the deck and glub like a fish!
Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Pirate: Ready?
All together: SpongeBob Square Pants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob... SquarePants!
Pirate: Haha!
SpongeBob with kazoo: Da da da da dum da dum!
Ripped Pants
When I ripped my pants, I thought I had everyone on my side, but then I went and blew it all sky high. And now they won't give me a passing glance, all because I.. ripped my pants...
When Big Larry came down just to put him down, spongebob turned into a clown, and no girl ever wants to dance, with a fool who went and.. ripped his pants..
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse, and ending up with no friends is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns!
So let this be a lesson you won't soon forget, listen and you won't regret, be true to yourself, don't miss your chance, and you won't wind up like the fool who ripped his pants!
F.U.N
F is for friends who do stuff together,
U is for you and me,
N is for anywhere, anytime at all,
Down here in the deep blue sea!
F. Is for fire that burns down the whole town,
U is for uranium.. bombs!
N is for no survivors WHEN YOU...
F is for frolic through all the flowers,
U is for ukelele,
N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking, here with my best buddy.
Texas
Wish I was back in Texas,
the ocean's no place for a squirrel.
Wish I's in Texas, prettiest place in the world, oh no.
I wanna go home, home, home. I wanna go home, home, home.
I wanna wake up in Texas, I miss those wide open skies,
I miss my 20 acres, barbeques and pecan pies, oh why.
When I'm so far from you, Texas, all I can do is cry.
I wanna go home, home. Home, I wanna go hoooommmeee.
The Shoe-Tying Song
You wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
It's a very easy thing to do.
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop...
What's that? It's called the loop-de-loop.
You put your laces in each hand,
go under and over again, take your loop-de-loop and pull,
and your shoes are looking cool.
You go over and back, left to right, loop-de-loop and hold 'em tight.
Like the bunny ears or a Christmas bow, lace 'em up and you're ready to go!
Take your loop-de-loop and pull, and your shoes are lookin' cool.
SpongeBob ScaredyPants
All right, boils and ghouls, you ready? Yeah! Well....who lives near a graveyard under the sea? SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS! Absorbent and yellow and spooky is he! SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS! If nautical chills be something you wish, SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS! Then spread your gills out and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS! Spongebob....Scaredypants, Spongebob....Scaredypants, Spongebob....Scaredypants, Spongebob....Scaredypants! SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS! SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS! SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS! SPONGEBOB....SCAREDYPANTS!
Christmas Who?
It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday, Not your normal, average, everyday. Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree. Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me? The world feels like it's in loverly. Go away before I harm you bodily! This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me. There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow. Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe? What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go! People seem a little more brotherly. Here's a little something to you from me. Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly. This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la. What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy? Step outside, we've got something for you to see. Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately! Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree. Tonight things are as good as they seem to be. A star on top will complete all the scenery. This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me. This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
Wormy
A friend is a friend until the end of the end,
that's forever, and a day.
Stay by your side, won't hear me say goodbye,
Come what may,
'Cause that's what friends do.
'Cause that's what friends do.
'Cause that's what friends do.
'Cause that's what friends do.
Sweet Victory
The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill, The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins.... And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah, And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah, And the world is ours to follow.... Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.
Having A Wonderful Time
Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot, coffee's only a dime,
living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time.
Just take it from me, I'm just as free as any daughter,
I do what I like, just when I like, and how I love it!
I'm right here to stay, when I'm old and gray,
I'll be right in my prime,
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time.
(hums the song)
The Underwater Sun
Come with me to the land I love,
It's not right here, down the street, or up above.
It's down below in the deep blue sea,
Where Spongebob lives and the fun is always free.
Down, down, down to the bottom of the sea,
Where our salty friend Spongebob waits for you and me.
Down, down, down, ah, we'll have lots of fun.
You and me forever in the underwater sun.
We'll catch some jellyfish if we get a chance.
Say hello to Patrick and do a little dance.
Karate-chop Sandy, see Squid get a tan,
Eat a Krabby Patty, and foil Plankton's plan.
Down, down, down to the bottom of the sea.
We'll hook up with Spongebob and his snail Gary.
Down, down, down, ah, we'll have lots of fun.
You and me forever in the underwater sun, underwater sun.
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